April 16, 2011

7 incredibly bizarre action figures

We all grew up as kids with various action figures; there were some we loved, some we didn’t and in some cases, some that we just didn’t understand. Here is that list:

Sigmund Freud – I can’t imagine creating a children’s action game with an Austrian neurologistĀ ; perhaps invite a friend round andĀ theorize about the unconscious mind and the mechanism of repression. Hours of fun.

Spiderman Golfer - you can’t get further from the action of one of the world’s greatest superheros than giving him a 5 iron and pretending he can golf.

Hitler – Lots of action to be had with this mid century, mass murderer.

Deluxe Jesus - don’t get the regular one, get the one with glowing hands, 5 loaves and 2 fish. Love the notion that Jesus comes in various versions.

Albino Bowler – no words needed. Read my previous Albino Bowler post to try to understand this white haired, mad man

Crazy Cat Lady – the only action you’ll get if you buy this, is staying awake & comforting your terrified children during the night. A scary woman.

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Action Figure – he looks worried but so should you, because he comes with a mask to avoid germs, and a moist towelette to also reduce germs.

Posted by Rob Booth | Filed under: All, Comedy, General, Top 5-10 lists, Useless but amusing | No comments yet - be the first

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