March 29, 2011

Bring home the bacon in 2011

Following my Christmas day post of weird gifts that included Squirrel feet earrings, decapitated teddy lamps and foetus shaped cookies ( click here to see that 25th December 2010 post), here is my Spring 2011 Top 5 odd gift list :

5, Bacon Wallet – For those that think that pigs are so money, what better way to bring home the bacon than a tasteful wallet. I don’t think it  comes in scented versions yet, but who knows.

4, Bacon bandages – Continuing the pork gift theme, why not cover that nasty knee wound with a nice bit of streaky. Every one knows that salty, bacon fat keeps nasty infections at bay.

3, Handerpants – For those of you wanting to keep your extremeties toasty in winter, warm them with these fantastic, stylish handerpants – after all, you don’t want to be caught going ‘hand commando,’do you?

2, Finger Tentacles – Be the envy of your friends, by instantly transforming your digits into sea-life (well at least one that has possibly lost 3 tentacles in a boat propellor accident) with these ‘must have’ finger tentacles.’ Guaranteed to break the ice at parties when shaking hands with the host.

1, Oil painting of a Squirrel in underpants – Fed up of seeing naked squirrels constantly running across your lawn – we can’t do anything about them unfortunately but at least you can have more modest rodents inside your home, by hanging this beautiful one of a kind oil painting of a squirrel in underpants.I know where you can get some nice squirrel feet earrings too, actually!

Posted by Rob Booth | Filed under: All, General, Useless but amusing | 2 comments - read them or leave a reply

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