Frighteningly enough, all of these products can be purchased online – click on each image for more info.
6, Candy Canes
”Deck the halls with Bacon Candy Canes…falalalala..lalalala.”
I agree that most people prefer to wash after cooking fried food to remove the smell, but you can always embrace the porky scent and wash with it for all to savour.
4, Bacon Airfreshener
Don’t bother with Fabreze or Airwick! Hang this bacon air freshener by the front door to welcome guests into your farmyard – you might want to buy 2 so you can keep a spare in the bathroom.
3, Bacon Mints
I thought Mints had to be…minty but anyway, freshen your mouth before a date with these ‘pork pills.’ Yum.
2, Bacon Lip balm
Complete the bacon based mouth ensemble with some lip balm to keep your lips feeling as soft as a pigs bum.
1, Bacon floss & toothpaste
You’ll know that your teeth are in excellent hands during the night once they have been flossed with bacon floss & coated in bacon paste. Night night..sleep well.
Following my Christmas day post of weird gifts that included Squirrel feet earrings, decapitated teddy lamps and foetus shaped cookies ( click here to see that 25th December 2010 post), here is my Spring 2011 Top 5 odd gift list :
5, Bacon Wallet – For those that think that pigs are so money, what better way to bring home the bacon than a tasteful wallet. I don’t think it comes in scented versions yet, but who knows.
4, Bacon bandages – Continuing the pork gift theme, why not cover that nasty knee wound with a nice bit of streaky. Every one knows that salty, bacon fat keeps nasty infections at bay.
3, Handerpants – For those of you wanting to keep your extremeties toasty in winter, warm them with these fantastic, stylish handerpants – after all, you don’t want to be caught going ‘hand commando,’do you?
2, Finger Tentacles – Be the envy of your friends, by instantly transforming your digits into sea-life (well at least one that has possibly lost 3 tentacles in a boat propellor accident) with these ‘must have’ finger tentacles.’ Guaranteed to break the ice at parties when shaking hands with the host.
1, Oil painting of a Squirrel in underpants – Fed up of seeing naked squirrels constantly running across your lawn – we can’t do anything about them unfortunately but at least you can have more modest rodents inside your home, by hanging this beautiful one of a kind oil painting of a squirrel in underpants.I know where you can get some nice squirrel feet earrings too, actually!