December 17, 2013

Most disturbing kid’s toy….EVER !!!

If ever you want to buy your cherished offspring a ‘one of a kind,’ unique gift that none of their friends will have………….I have just the thing for you !!!

Oh yes, you might want to budget for a psychiatrist for them too.

baby shave

 

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July 3, 2011

Top 7 weird iphone products

#7 – ichocolates

#6 – i soaps

#5 – icoasters

#4 – i earrings

#3 – ‘slide to unlock’ idoor mat

#2 – iskateboard

#1 – ‘slide to unlock’ i undies !

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May 14, 2011

A new face of the bank

Wave your cash in front of their strange faces and they’ll wake up and gladly take your money.

Sounds like the scalpers outside the Bell Centre in Montreal !

Is it just me, or would this not simply traumatize the hell out of young kids wanting to save money ?

Click on the face to see it work:

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December 25, 2010

Squirrel Feet Earrings?

From the vault of weird stuff, more unique Christmas gifts that you’re unlikely to receive this year.

1. Squirrel Feet Earrings (freeze dried) – not sure whether these are for formal functions or just an accessory for kicking back at home in front of the TV. You decide.

2 – Decapitated Teddy Lamp – traumatise your nearest and dearest for life with a gift that resembles a closing frame of a horror flick!

3. Fetus Cookie Cutter - you know that any dinner party hostess that receives these from an arriving guest is likely to be speechless. Nothing says thank you like a nice shortbread fetus!

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December 21, 2010

Kitty Wigs: The Sequel – the feline madness continues.

Following on from my previous Kitty Wigs post, I came across some more amusing and disturbing information regarding the Kitty Wigs website that I discovered recently.

Here is an actual photo from the www.kittywigs.com website with the word for word description below that comes with one of the four  wigs available for sale (at $60!). The feline madness speaks for itself!!!


‘Silver is all about sophistication. Indoors or out, this wig takes Shaft to a special place — where everything is sleek and svelte, young and foxy.

Silver makes your kitty feel sexy and smart, like a cougar on the prowl.’


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November 26, 2010

Wigs for Cats ?!

Check out this rather niche website, www.kittywigs.com , where you can order a colourful wig for your lucky kitty !! I personally don’t find the look aesthetically pleasing and would in fact suggest that it looks positively demonic.

From a practical perspective and from my own personal experience, we have a cat, Tony, who if he does not wish to be stroked, it’s just not going to happen.The thought of even trying to make Tony more handsome with a pink wig is highly unlikely if he’s not on board with the idea !

In addition, I imagine when the ends of your beloved cat’s’ beautiful locks are covered in either chicken in jelly or sour milk, the desired look that the cat’s owner was aspiring to must surely be lost !!

Here’s where it gets even weirder, I then discovered that Facebook has 8 separate fan pages for these Cat wig enthusiasts, the most popular of which has nearly 5 000 fans, www.facebook.com/pages/Kitty-Wigs !!

The final icing on the cake for me was seeing the promotional line on the most popular of these Facebook Fan pages – ‘We believe in bringing your cat’s dream’s to life.’

If you look at the image above of the cat in the pink wig, I don’t believe that he thinks he is living the dream, but is probably more likely to be thinking that he is going to leave a surprise in his owner ‘s slippers in the morning !!

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